FAQ

This FAQ should answer most questions you may have. If you can't find an answer to your question, then please don't contact us and return to your testing chamber.

Where is the lavatory?

Aperture Science scientists have found that the depositing of bodily waste reduces productivity by 0.4% everyday. To solve this unacceptable inefficiency, we have developed the Waste Collection Pocket®.

The WCP attaches around the pelvis, with two holes for each of your legs. The WCP will automatically know if it contains a number one or number two and notify the appropriate robot to fashion you with a shiny new WCP.

With the brilliance of the WCP, you can continue to test without having to ever visit the little Test Subjects room.

So how much do I get paid?

Here at Aperture Laboratories, Test Subjects have no need of money. A single Test Token is exchanged for each test you perform. With just 42,000 tokens, you will be able to enjoy a cool and refreshing Aperture Science Cola®. Each bottle contains 12% cola and 106% science stuff.

Is being a test subject dangerous?

Yes.